These Hairstyles Are for the Truly Stout of Heart, Not for the Wishy-Washy

We know Halloween is coming up and that it’s expected for people to go all out. Halloween costumes are all about making others notice (and fear) your appearance.¬†But then there are the folks who need appreciation¬†365 days a year. These dedicated people are our subject today.

When Cheryl says she has eyes in the back of her head, she means it. She means only one eye, but it’s no less terrifying.

When Cheryl says she has eyes in the back of her head, she means it. She means only one eye, but it's no less terrifying.
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Strange and Interesting Things

Yeah, the hair sculpture is impressive, but you couldn’t dye your eyebrows to match?

Yeah, the hair sculpture is impressive, but you couldn't dye your eyebrows to match?
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StuffPoint

“But I told my barber I was a soccer fan.”

"But I told my barber I was a <i>soccer</i> fan."
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prafulla.com

There comes a point in your life where you have to let go of the past and move on into a new age. That point is now, dude.

There comes a point in your life where you have to let go of the past and move on into a new age. That point is now, dude.
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Reddit/DavisReddit

Mickey knew his blood sugar could drop to a dangerous low at any second, so he always went prepared.

Mickey knew his blood sugar could drop to a dangerous low at any second, so he always went prepared.
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Tumblr

Annie was going through her apathetic teen phase, and she wanted everyone to know it.

Annie was going through her apathetic teen phase, and she wanted everyone to know it.
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Glamour.com

She thought she was going to be the the most unique kid at school…

She thought she was going to be the the most unique kid at school...
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Sheismynutritionist.com

…she walked in the next say and saw her new arch rival.

...she walked in the next say and saw her new arch rival.
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jroo.me

His 360-degree beard says “I’m a man of adventure,” but his eyes say “Dear God, what have I done?”

His 360-degree beard says "I'm a man of adventure," but his eyes say "Dear God, what have I done?"
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Reddit/newton101

No, they totally look like overpriced headphones from a distance. Totally.

No, they totally look like overpriced headphones from a distance. Totally.
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soraspy.com

Denise was inspired by the Statue of Liberty, but crowns were so last season.

Denise was inspired by the Statue of Liberty, but crowns were so last season.
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Oddee

No matter your style, delusion is a terrible fashion choice.

No matter your style, delusion is a terrible fashion choice.
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nedhardy.com

“One day I’ll escape this prison.”

"One day I'll escape this prison."
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funmag.org

People made fun of Mary for being over-the-top with her fashion, but she was really illustrating various species of coral in what was perhaps a misguided attempt to make marine biology more accessible.

People made fun of Mary for being over-the-top with her fashion, but she was really illustrating various species of coral in what was perhaps a misguided attempt to make marine biology more accessible.
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Funniest Haircuts Ever

You think you get into the holiday spirit? You so don’t.

You think you get into the holiday spirit? You so don't.
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Izismile

Jerry got tired of the weight of his dreadlocks, and also felt he should look festive. Luckily, there was a solution.

Jerry got tired of the weight of his dreadlocks, and also felt he should look festive. Luckily, there was a solution.
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Reddit/The_Automator22

Joe always wanted to try the classic handlebar mustache, but he also really liked the mustache he already had.

Joe always wanted to try the classic handlebar mustache, but he also really liked the mustache he already had.
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Imgur

I sincerely hope this is the same woman who did the Christmas tree.

I sincerely hope this is the same woman who did the Christmas tree.
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doylez.com

You must have to budget a lot for all that hairspray. Just saiyan.

You must have to budget a lot for all that hairspray. Just saiyan.
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Reddit/The_Doctor_00

When you want to read, but your hair keeps falling in front of your face

When you want to read, but your hair keeps falling in front of your face
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favimages.net

We like to think of this as some horrible, horrible mutation of the mullet.

We like to think of this as some horrible, horrible mutation of the mullet.
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Izismile

People kept asking what her favorite dessert was, so she figured she would make it obvious.

People kept asking what her favorite dessert was, so she figured she would make it obvious.
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obviouswinner.com

On his way out, Dan felt a good strong tailwind coming from the east. Sailing would be smooth and serene.

On his way out, Dan felt a good strong tailwind coming from the east. Sailing would be smooth and serene.
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