Circular Foods Are The Absolute Best Foods And This Is Proof

All the greatest food is circular, and making food into a circle makes it better. This is goddamn scientific.

1. Pancakes, doused in syrup? Circles.

Pancakes, doused in syrup? Circles.
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2. Or you wanna talk about crêpes? Circles too.

Or you wanna talk about crêpes? Circles too.
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3. Meat tastes better when it’s mashed into a damn circle.

Meat tastes better when it's mashed into a damn circle.
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4. Meatballs are circles.

Meatballs are circles.
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5. Potato Smiles look exactly like your childhood, and lo and behold, CIRCLES.

Potato Smiles look exactly like your childhood, and lo and behold, CIRCLES.
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6. Party rings? Jammy dodgers? All circles.

Party rings? Jammy dodgers? All circles.
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7. The best bits of sushi are the circular bits.

The best bits of sushi are the circular bits.
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8. And Dim Sum is circles on cicles.

And Dim Sum is circles on cicles.
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9. You know what else comes in a circle? Cheese. Cheese comes in a circle.

You know what else comes in a circle? Cheese. Cheese comes in a circle.
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10. Sure, not all cheese is circular, but motherfucking Camembert is, and that is a great cheese.

Sure, not all cheese is circular, but motherfucking Camembert is, and that is a great cheese.
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11. And mozzarella comes in circles. It might not be the first cheese you think of, but it’s so important.

And mozzarella comes in circles. It might not be the first cheese you think of, but it's so important.
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12. Because you put it on pizza, and yeah, pizza is a fucking circle too.

Because you put it on pizza, and yeah, pizza is a fucking circle too.
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13. And everyone knows the best pizza is pepperoni pizza. Which is more circles. THIS SHIT IS RECURSIVE.

And everyone knows the best pizza is pepperoni pizza. Which is more circles. THIS SHIT IS RECURSIVE.
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14. Other meats might not start off circular, but slice them up, and you get a circle.

Other meats might not start off circular, but slice them up, and you get a circle.
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15. When you have an egg, it’s all about the yolk. And there you go, circle.

When you have an egg, it's all about the yolk. And there you go, circle.
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16. Scotch eggs should be oviod, really, but they get turned into circles, and then they get brilliant. Proves food is better as a circle.

Scotch eggs should be oviod, really, but they get turned into circles, and then they get brilliant. Proves food is better as a circle.
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17. Cookies are circular.

Cookies are circular.
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18. Lovely scones? Circles, the lot of them.

Lovely scones? Circles, the lot of them.
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19. Pies are round, and pies are awesome. They’re circular with fruit in.

Pies are round, and pies are awesome. They're circular with fruit in.
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20. Or you can put meat in them like an adult, and hell yeah that’s still a circle.

Or you can put meat in them like an adult, and hell yeah that's still a circle.
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21. Yorkshire puddings are the greatest gift the earth has ever recieved, and they are circles.

Yorkshire puddings are the greatest gift the earth has ever recieved, and they are circles.
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22. Doughnuts? Doughnuts are circles, so Homer is on our side here.

Doughnuts? Doughnuts are circles, so Homer is on our side here.
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23. Tortillas are straight-up circles, and they get made into burritos, the best of foods.

Tortillas are straight-up circles, and they get made into burritos, the best of foods.
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24. And then when you cut them in half, MORE CIRCLES.

And then when you cut them in half, MORE CIRCLES.
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25. What about the healthy shit? Pinapple? Circle.

What about the healthy shit? Pinapple? Circle.
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26. Think about how lovely and refreshing an orange can taste, and then think about how it’s a circle.

Think about how lovely and refreshing an orange can taste, and then think about how it's a circle.
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27. Circular, again.

Circular, again.
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28. Watermelon is a great fucking fruit, and boom, circle.

Watermelon is a great fucking fruit, and boom, circle.
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29. What are you going to put in your Mojito if not a lime, and oh, there’s another circle.

What are you going to put in your Mojito if not a lime, and oh, there's another circle.
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30. Clean, pure coconut? Clean, pure CIRCLE.

Clean, pure coconut? Clean, pure CIRCLE.
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31. Sure you can make cakes in a rectangle, but everyone knows that’s bullshit, and circular cakes are the way.

Sure you can make cakes in a rectangle, but everyone knows that's bullshit, and circular cakes are the way.
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32. Delicate, delicious little fucking cupcakes too, they’re circles.

Delicate, delicious little fucking cupcakes too, they're circles.
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33. Look at all these circular grapes. This makes WINE. And wine is really, really good.

Look at all these circular grapes. This makes WINE. And wine is really, really good.
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34. Ever wonder why falafel is so good despite being from rubbish seeds or whatever? MAYBE IT’S CAUSE THEY’RE MADE INTO CIRCLES.

Ever wonder why falafel is so good despite being from rubbish seeds or whatever? MAYBE IT'S CAUSE THEY'RE MADE INTO CIRCLES.
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35. This is a Galette. You might not know what it is, but damn, you know it’s gonna taste nice ‘cause it’s a CIRCLE.

This is a Galette. You might not know what it is, but damn, you know it's gonna taste nice 'cause it's a CIRCLE.
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36. CIRCLE.

CIRCLE.
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37. LOTS OF CIRCLES.

LOTS OF CIRCLES.
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38. EVEN MORE CIRCLES.

EVEN MORE CIRCLES.
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39. LOOK AT ALL THE TINY CIRCLES.

LOOK AT ALL THE TINY CIRCLES.
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In conclusion, circles are the future of food.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/with-thanks-to-the-renowned-scientist-hannah-jewell

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