Because you’re never too young to up your T-shirt game.
1. Mac & Cheese
Now your kid can get mac and cheese on their shirt without you having to do laundry afterward. Find it here for $14.99.
2. Warren G’s “Regulate”
Paying homage to ’90s rap is tricy-cool. Get one here for $16.
3. I Can’t Keep Calm I’m Four
The really cool kids know their memes. Find it here for $16.
4. Go Ahead, Ask Me About My T-Rex
It’s hard to imagine anyone ever making a shirt a kid would like more than this one. Get it here for $13.95.
6. For the Geometry Challenged
Any kid who wears this into math class is a boss. Get it here for $21.74.
7. I’m Kind of a Big Deal
This pun really pickles the funny bone. Get one here for $14.99.
8. Best Mix Tape Ever
The last names of a kid’s parents + date of birth = cutest shirt ever. Specially order one here for $32.
9. Sasquatch Search Squad
Tracking bigfoot from birth. Order one here for $13.99.
10. I’m Only Here for the Pizza
Kids who wear this one are a real pizza work. Get one here for $14.99.
11. David Bowie
Watch out, kid. Wearing a T-shirt with David Bowie on a Spanglish-language version of Rolling Stone is so cool you might freeze! Get one here for $10.99.
12. I Eat Broccoli
This one is best worn while ironically eating candy (just don’t tell your kid that). Get it here for $20.
15. I Still Live with My Parents
Wearing this shirt becomes less cool once you reach adulthood. Get it here for $11.99.
16. Sesame Street
Sweep the clouds away in this T-shirt. Get it here for $24.
18. Orange Is the New Black
The cool kids know Crazy Eyes is the best thing on the show. Find it here for $13.
19. Super Mario Bros.
Your kid can show off being a gamer without being obvious about it. Order it here for $18.52.
20. The Legend of Zelda
Be a legend on the playground. Get one here for $14.
21. Star Wars
Lots of kids wear Star Wars shirts, but how many do you know who wear one with a
Stormtrooper playing video games on it? Get it here for $19.50.
22. The Hangover
Your kid knows who the real star of The Hangover was. Find one here for $18.
The really cool thing about this shirt is that it doesn’t hurt when you step on it. Get one here for $12.
24. Â¿CÃ³mo Se Llama?
Your cool kid can be bilingual in punning. Order one here for $14.
25. Got Any Grapes?
200 million views on YouTube can’t be wrong. Order one here for $17.99.
26. Pretty in Pink
The Duckie on this shirt is pretty cool too. Get it here for $10.
27. Mustachioed Bill Murray
T-shirts with Bill Murray on them are cool anyway, but this one is off the charts. Get it here for $10.99.
28. Sloth Running Team
This shirt has just the right amount of sarcasm for your future Bill Murray. Get it here for $14.99.
29. Jay Z
Kids who wear this may have 99 problems, but being cool isn’t one of them. Get it here for $10.99.
30. Rockabilly Doll in Training
This shirt lets the world know your kid is going to be very cool, very soon. Get one here for $11.50.
31. Charlie Brown
Wearing this shirt makes you the opposite of a blockhead. Get it here for $14.19.
32. Talk to the Hand
…because the ears ain’t listening. Get a shirt that really pops out at you here.
33. Somedays You’re the Pigeon…
Existential and subtly talking about poop. If that isn’t kid-cool I don’t know what is. Order one here for $14.99.