Humanity will be better off when our planet has been rid of these terrible socks.
1. These are just some of the socks which should probably be shot into space.
3. These socks should be sent into space, and Mike should be sent with them, never to return.
4. These ones don’t make enough sense to remain on Earth any longer.
Fire it directly to space.
8. These ones aren’t THAT bad but they’re quite ugly so should be shot into space just to be safe.
9. These socks, and the person who did this to them, should be far beyond our solar system.
10. “I wore these socks because I’m an asshole, before they were shot into space.”
12. Are these socks sexy? No.
Should they be fired into space, never to return to this good green Earth of ours? Yes.