25 Reasons You Should Never Visit The South

Just stay away.

1. Many people believe the South is some kind of beautiful place.

Many people believe the South is some kind of beautiful place.
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Lake Jocassee, South Carolina

2. Their beliefs are 100% false!

Their beliefs are 100% false!
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Tallulah, Georgia

3. The South is the opposite of pretty.

The South is the opposite of pretty.
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Starkville, Mississippi

4. It’s just a huge mess of thicket and brush.

It's just a huge mess of thicket and brush.
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Stone Mountain, Georgia

5. There is nothing but miles and miles of weeds, and huge swarths of undergrowth.

There is nothing but miles and miles of weeds, and huge swarths of undergrowth.
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Lexington, Kentucky

6. The entire region lacks any kind of allure…

The entire region lacks any kind of allure...
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Cades Cove, Tennessee

7. …and most of the land is dull and featureless.

...and most of the land is dull and featureless.
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Whitaker Point, Arkansas

YUCK!

YUCK!
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Windsor Ruins, Missisippi

8. All the water here is murky and dirty.

All the water here is murky and dirty.
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Pembroke, Virginia

9. It’s just a bunch of unmajestic streams…

It's just a bunch of unmajestic streams...
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Arrow Island, Mississippi

10. …and slow-flowing creeks.

...and slow-flowing creeks.
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Mather Gorge, Virginia

11. All the countryside is bland…

All the countryside is bland...
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Craggy Gardens, North Carolina

12. …and totally unassuming.

...and totally unassuming.
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Vacherie, Louisiana

13. The beaches are soooo underwhelming…

The beaches are soooo underwhelming...
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Gulf Shores, Alabama

14. …and the sand is strewn with seaweed.

...and the sand is strewn with seaweed.
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Gulf Shores, Alabama

15. The cities here are nothing but backwood pit stops.

The cities here are nothing but backwood pit stops.
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Atlanta, Georgia

16. These metropolises have no culture…

These metropolises have no culture...
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New Orleans, Louisiana

17. …and totally lack any kind of charm or beauty.

...and totally lack any kind of charm or beauty.
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Charleston, South Carolina

18. Not to mention, nothing of note ever happens.

Not to mention, nothing of note ever happens.
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New Orleans, Lousiana

19. The wildlife here is so damn average.

The wildlife here is so damn average.
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Ellijay, Georgia

20. There are pretty much the same kind of animals you would find anywhere else.

There are pretty much the same kind of animals you would find anywhere else.
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Valdosta, Georgia

21. Taking a walk around here is mind-numbingly dull.

Taking a walk around here is mind-numbingly dull.
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Pine Mountain, Georgia

22. There is absolutely nothing pretty to look at.

There is absolutely nothing pretty to look at.
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Helotes, Texas

23. Every landscape looks exactly the same.

Every landscape looks exactly the same.
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Key Largo, Florida

24. So if you’re thinking of visiting the South, think again.

So if you're thinking of visiting the South, think again.
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Savannah, Georgia

25. Its utter ugliness will only serve to disappoint.

Its utter ugliness will only serve to disappoint.
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Winston, Mississippi

BLEH!!!

BLEH!!!
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Browns, Tennessee

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