1. Mozzarella sticks might be vegetarian, but do you really want to eat them?
5. This zucchini, squash, and tomato gratin is surely just a bit meh.
11. It’s not comfort food, really, is it?
13. These crisp, fresh apples would be absolutely no good to eat.
18. There aren’t even any cool celebrity vegetarians. Would you do something just â€˜cause Jared Leto did it?
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19. Or Ellie Goulding?
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20. Or Yasiin Bey?
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22. …or a delicate pasta alla norma, should you?
25. But be honest, could you survive on this for the rest of your life?
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