21 Reasons Justin Bieber Is The Sexiest Man On This Goddamn Planet

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, YOU SEXY THANG.

1. When he looked hella fine in a suit even though he was wearing the douchiest earrings of all time.

2. When he stripped on live TV and this girl’s Vine summed up exactly how you were feeling.

3. When he wore a weird ass hat but still looked so damn attractive.

4. That time he looked like THIS.

Courtesy Calvin Klein / Via buzzfeed.com

AND NOW ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS CALVIN KLEIN ALL THE TIME.

5. And his arms looked like they were sent down from the heavens just to make your knees weak.

Courtesy Calvin Klein / Via buzzfeed.com

6. Remember when he peed in a mop bucket and you were worried for your boo but at the same time still loved him so much.

 

7. Ditto that time he sprayed cleaning fluid on a picture of Bill Clinton.

 

8. When he stared thoughtfully out of a window and made you think “HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT DAMN PHOTOGENIC?”.

9. This time when he pioneered new dance moves for “Baby”.

10. When he wore A FUCKING BUCKET HAT and you still wanted to bang him.

11. When he had the actual sexiest mug shot ever.

Miami Beach Police

12. When he CASUALLY HUNG OUT WITH JAY Z AND KEVIN HART like he does it all the time (which he probably does because he’s fucking flawless).

13. When he wore a fucking headband and rapped and made you want to jump his bones.

14. When he called the shit out of Hayley for saying he’s white trash.

15. When he was tired from a long day of being swaggy and got carried up the Great Wall of China like a GOD.

16. When he said “Fuck the police”, and you said “No, Justin, fuck ME”.

17. When he wore these amazing pants and he looked like he pooped himself but still was so hot.

18. When he smoked a disgusting cigar but you still wanted to put your tongue inside his mouth.

19. When he proved the theory that a guy gets ten million times hotter when he holds a baby animal, even though you never knew he could actually get hotter than he already is.

20. OMG AND THEN HE GOT A MONKEY AND EVEN THOUGH HE ABANDONED IT, HE’S STILL SO FUCKING HOT.

21. When he was just so damn human and he embraced his flaws and you just wanted to give him a cuddle.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB. XOXO. ENJOY YOUR FIRST SIP OF ALCOHOL IN THE U.S.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/happy-bday-justin

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