19 Of The Creepiest Mall Easter Bunnies That Scarred Kids For Life

It’s almost Easter, which means the resurgence of so many time-honored traditions, including, of course, mall Easter bunnies. Yes, we’ve all come to enjoy the time when we force our children to be handled by the lowest-paid employee at the nearby fast food joint. Sadly, because their overtime request never went through, they have to dress up like a murderous bunny to make ends meet.

Here are the creepiest Easter bunnies of all time:

1. In Easter Hell, the demon rabbit is king and this is his throne.

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2. These are the eyes of a man who is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle after work.

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Reddit / ZachMulligan

Or maybe while he works.

3. The best thing about Easter is that this guy doesn’t have to change before his Eyes Wide Shut viewing party.

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4. Aww, little baby Tanya just said her first word…and it was “fear”!

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5. This girl will grow up having no problem killing bunnies with her bare hands…and I don’t blame her.

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6. An unholy alliance is made.

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7. “If I let you go, you must do my bidding.”

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8. He went on to rob this store minutes later.

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9. Even the bunny looks like he wishes he didn’t look like a reanimated corpse.

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10. This looks less like a bunny and more like if Mickey Rooney was an anime cat.

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11. Why doesn’t he have eyes? WHERE ARE HIS EYES?!

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12. This one looks like he has a goatee made out of the blood of his victims.

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13. “Hey, murder here often?”

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14. I don’t know why, but I imagine this bunny talks like Willem Dafoe.

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15. Yikes. This looks like something a kid might draw in a dream journal…but for nightmares.

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16. JUST DON’T LOOK HIM IN THE EYES.

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17. I’m legitimately worried for this dog’s life.

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18. Easter bunny…or abominable snowman?

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19. Since when are bunnies blue with blood all over their face?

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Ah yes, mall Easter bunnies — fun for the parents, terrifying for the children, and painfully awkward for the nice minimum-wage workers inside those wretched costumes.

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