1. Matthew McConaughey
See how quickly he turned into Matthew McConaugBYE?
2. Alfred Enoch
A ~glimpse~ into what could’ve been a much scarier version of the Harry Potter movies.
3. Justin Timberlake
JT would be bringing UNSEXY BACK.
4. Jared Leto
Jared would be the lead singer of 30 Seconds To No Longer Being Sexy.
5. Tyler Posey
Posey would always be posing as an unsexy man.
6. Idris Elba
Idris’ bulge would be nothing without a neck to compliment it.
7. Nick Jonas
Nick would go from most attractive to least attractive Jo Bro.
Pharrell would make no one happy.
9. Andy Samberg
Andy would have been casted in SNL (sad neck line).
10. Bruno Mars
Bruno would be even more locked out of heaven.
11. Mario Lopez
12. Cristiano Ronaldo
13. Hugh Jackman
Wolverine would be kicked out and become an ex-men.
14. Zac Efron
Zac would have no game without his neck in the game.
15. And Zayn Malik
ANYONE BUT ZAYN.